The character was thereafter known to the other characters as Janet Garrison or Mrs. Garrison, despite being unmarried. However, it was soon apparent that Mr. Hat was able to perform activities that would not have been possible if he were merely a puppet. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Mrs. Garrison also realizes that there have been no menstrual periods after the operation, leading her to believe that she is pregnant. Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. In the season 12 episode "Eek, a Penis! When a man tells Garrison about his wife's ovarian cancer, Garrison dismissively tells him "your wife's a dude, faggot" and that he should get tested for AIDS, indicating a return to his previous homophobic behavior. Mr. Hat argues with Mr. Garrison and seemingly disappears to attend a meeting without him. She goes to go talk with Dr. Biber and demands her genitals back, but he says that he made her scrotum into a dorsal fin for Gerald and implanted her testicles into Kyle. Garrison knew about many cases of child molestation and saw it as a form of love, not a disturbing crime. Garrison goes all out to try to get fired, even shoving a gerbil up his boyfriend’s ass. He was re-hired by South Park Elementary, but as the kindergarten teacher, as his old job was then held by Ms. Choksondik. When Ms. Choksondik is killed, Mr. Garrison is asked to be the Fourth Grade teacher, he accepts and finds out if the school fires you for being gay you can sue for millions. Jimmy's arch nemesis. In the season one episode "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" he quotes: "Genetic engineering erases all of God's mistakes, like German people". While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. In the episode "Chef Aid", Mr. Hat is able to drive a car through a prison wall to rescue Mr. Garrison and Chef, to which Chef remarks, "How the hell did he reach th… Dismissing Garrison's subtle advances, Mr. Slave intentionally provokes him into attacking Denmark. The mouse escapes when she opens its cage and throughout the episode Mrs. Garrison looks around various places. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison but in season 9 underwent sex reassignment surgery.The character was thereafter known to the other characters as Mrs. Garrison, despite being unmarried. Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave later appeared in an attempt to help the boys change the definition of the word fag in "The F Word". For the first three seasons, Mr. Garrison was the third-grade teacher at South Park Elementary School. Mr. Hat is also a racist, as seen in "Chef Goes Nanners", where he is a member of the South Park branch of the Ku Klux Klan. Dawkins converts Mrs. Garrison to atheism, and they subsequently decide to eradicate all religion from the world. The lessons become increasingly sexual, and degenerate in nature, culminating in Mr. Garrison inserting the class gerbil, Lemmiwinks, into Mr. Slave's rectum. He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Park's pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". Mr. Garrison is shown to be a Camp Gay teacher who first had Mr. Slave as his boyfriend before Mr. Slave left Garrison after Garrison got a sex change. Name: Kayla Stotch Family: Butters Crush: Kyle Friends: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters Enemies: Cartman Notes: Not really like Butters Stan: She's alright, except that she's related to Butters Kyle: She's super cool, but she gets a lot of bullshit for being a Stotch. Herbert Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,1 is a fictional character in the American animated television series South Park, He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Parks pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". Satan. Everyone's favorite Christmas poo. ", When Garrison responds that she's a woman, not gay, Mr. Slave walks out, thus ending their relationship. Hair SPS Age Although Mrs. Garrison continues to inject snide and insulting remarks into Dawkins' lecture, Dawkins becomes drawn to Mrs. Garrison's masculine boldness and directness. When he finally wakes he discovers that he actually slept for 500 years, and that the entire world now embraces atheism. In addition to their absurd and inattentive parents, a huge part of the blame falls on Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny’s third grade teacher, Mr. Garrison. After the sex change, she would state "I'm not gay, I'm a woman!"[7]. At this point, he openly embraced his homosexuality, and informed everyone of this fact. [6] During the entirety of the show he has had heterosexual and same-sex relationships, both as a man and as a woman. He was originally gay but stayed in the closet. Subsequently, Mr. Slave and Al join in marriage. Officers of the Bocan Raton Police Department arrived on the site within a few minutes and were able to neutralize Ms. After seeing a news report on TV about using genetic engineering to grow human body parts on mice, she pays all of her money to the laboratory to grow a penis on a mouse. Mr. Hat argues with Mr. Garrison and seemingly disappears to attend a meeting without him. Current Possible same sex relationships include Stephen Stotch in "Butters' Very Own Episode", and he sought a tryst with Eric Cartman in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", in which Garrison solicited sex from a minor in an online chat room, and after meeting him near the South Park docks for sex (only then discovering then that it was Cartman, his own student), he was charged with soliciting and subsequently told by the school to take time off from his job. Through his work on CordellCordell.com, CordellCordell.co.uk, and DadsDivorce.com, Mr. Garrison has become an authority on the complexities of the legal experience and was a content creator for the YouTube series “Dad’s Divorce Live” and additional videos on both the Dad’s Divorce and Cordell & Cordell YouTube channels. To this end he hires Mr. Slave as his classroom assistant, or, for short, "teacher's ass." Garrison was absent in Season 22 with the exception of a scene in the season finale, "Bike Parade" where he was in handcuffs.[11]. Repulsed, Dawkins runs from Mrs. Garrison's home and ends the relationship. Garrison is particularly cynical, especially in comparison with the rest of South Park's adults, and he is one of the few characters to ever break the fourth wall on the show.[3]. The Valley of Penises is a "romance" novel written by Herbert Garrison that appeared in "Cherokee Hair … In truth, Mr. Garrison was trying to get himself fired so he could sue the school for discrimination. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player - and his father has surgery to become a dolphin. Further evidence of Hat's autonomy includes that Mr. Hat has been able to move his eyes and blink towards Mr. Garrison and Brett Favre, and that in "Worldwide Recorder Concert", where Mr. Hat beats up Mr. Mackey, but also in the South Park video game, where Mr. Hat owns and runs a robot factory by himself, or in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when Satan picks up Mr. Hat as a companion to replace Saddam Hussein. The Valley of Penises is a "romance" novel written by Herbert Garrison that appeared in "Cherokee Hair Tampons". Parker and Stone have said that the removal of Mr. Hat was symbolic of the show abandoning its original style as a surreal comedy in favor of its current format of satirizing real-life issues and events. ", delivered in a quavering lisp. Mr. Garrison later gave a copy to Kyle as a get well soon gift. Kyle wears a green ushanka, a bright orange jacket with black trimmed pockets and dark green collar, dark green pants, and dark green mittens. While his attempts are initially unsuccessful, he eventually manages to tank his poll numbers by making some inflammatory comments about women, a reference to a controversial audio recording of Trump leaking. Mr Hanky. As of season 21, he is generally not referred to by name at all, with characters only referring to him as "The President". In the episode "Go God Go", Mrs. Garrison was ordered by the school district to teach evolution to her class. Although throughout the episode both Mr. Garrison and the rest of the townsfolk make no reference to the "richers" being black (seemingly oblivious to the fact), in his last line of the episode that his intentions were at least in part racist ("at least we got rid of all those damn ni....." [transition to credits]). He was also the former boyfriend of Herbert Garrison. Ms. Garrison, 30, who had been dating Mr. White since 1986, said that the two of them had lived together on several occasions, most recently earlier this year. I like her, but if I ask her out, everyone will think I'm a loser. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding. In the season three finale, "World Wide Recorder Concert", he also was in despair over the fact that his father had not sexually assaulted him as a boy, believing that he did not love his son. However, in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", when he wrote his book The Valley of the Penises, his name on the cover read as "Ethan Garrison", though this may simply be a pen name. They start to date and are even shown having sexual intercourse. This was a move on the principal's part to avoid any semblance of sexual-orientation discrimination against him. Mr. Garrison is shown to be a Camp Gay teacher who first had Mr. Slave as his boyfriend before Mr. Slave left Garrison after Garrison got a sex change. The apparent reason was initially to help the children come to terms with homosexuality. Mr. Slave looks rather similar to Glenn Hughes, sharing the handlebar mustache, black leather clothing, and the instantly recognizable cap that he wore as a teacher. When Garrison (now referred to as Mrs. Garrison) callously suggests that Mr. Slave simply stop being gay so that they can continue their affair, he says "How can you say that? Al and Mr. Slave both helped to change the definition of "faggot" from a gay person, to an annoying Harley Rider. Herbert Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,1 is a fictional character in the American animated television series South Park, He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Parks pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". Male ... Mr. Garrison steps in to help the boys. 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She finally accepts her new situation after Kyle causes her testicles to explode during a basketball game, when they were used as kneecap implants that Kyle put too much stress on. Mr. Slave Mr. Garrison begins to erase the board. Sadam Hussein's boyfriend. Mr. Morris was transported to the Boca Raton Regional Hospital where he remains in a critical condition and needs a respirator to breathe. As a child he has shown to have faked a fever for his mother to take his temperature through his rear end. 01:06. Brown "Butters' Very Own Episode" Mr. Slave returns in "Not Funny". In the episode "D-Yikes", Mrs. Garrison starts to have lesbian relationships. Towelie. In a fictional crossover psychotherapy session with Dr. Katz (from another Comedy Central series) in "Summer Sucks", Katz suggests that Mr. Hat was a personification of Mr. Garrison's "gay side". "The Death Camp of Tolerance" At the conclusion of the storyline, Mr. Hat is again discarded, and only appears again in the game South Park: The Stick of Truth, where he can be discovered inside Mr. Garrison's former boyfriend Mr. Slave's anus, and adds the player as a friend on social media.[12]. Garrison constantly held a puppet known as "Mr. Hat", which he used as a sort of second, more aggressive personality, as well as for emoting his internal conflicts. Mr. Slave is upset that he was not consulted on the operation beforehand, which starts an argument, he commented that Garrison never stopped to think how everybody else around her would feel about the sex change, and, being gay, is no longer attracted to Garrison as a woman. Mr. Slave makes an appearance in his house, where his package was mixed up with Ms. Cartman's, and Douchebag has to fetch his package from the post office while he gives the package to Liane. The apparent reason was initially to help the children come to terms with homosexuality. After discovering Canada has already built such a wall, Garrison travels to Canada and rapes the Canadian prime minister (a caricature of Donald Trump) to death. It is revealed that Mrs. Garrison was the motivation that convinced Dawkins to teach atheism to the world, and now that they had broken up, the future changed again. Mr. Slave is Mr. Garrison's ex-boyfriend. You're gay too. In the episode "Eek, a Penis! He is rarely heard saying anything other than these catchphrases. The town convinces Mr. Slave to call President Garrison and convince him to do so. "Go God Go" is the twelfth episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park.The 151st episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 1, 2006. President Garrison reappears in "The Pandemic Special" episode as an antagonist who wants the virus to continue killing people, because it is also killing Mexicans. Satan speaks Mr. Hat's lines in a voice very similar to Mr. Garrison's. Occupation Mr. Hat was not seen again until the climax of the episode "200", when Eric Cartman demands to speak with him, at which point Mr. Garrison produces Mr. Hat from a dresser drawer, and despite his initial reluctance, Garrison again seems to illustrate an inability to control Mr. Hat, and again addresses him separately. His voice was identical to Mr. Hat's until his final scene in "Chef Aid", where he spoke with a French accent. He then proceeded to perform several sexually explicit homosexual acts in front of his students, including putting the class gerbil into Mr. Slave's rectum. Top 10 South Park Jokes that Crossed the LineSubscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? Mr. Garrison grew up in Arkansas,[5] speaks with a Southern accent, and claims to have a master's degree in mechanical engineering from Denver Community College (as seen in the episode "The Entity"). ... Mr. Derp. When they try to turn them into Crab People, the boys' mothers come and kill them. Character Information In his later life he tried to get other boys involved by pretending to be a voice to shout out to beat up the queer kid where he giggles and says "Jesus Christ" after being tackled by all the football boys. He even claims that whoever cannot make babies is a male, including infertile women. John Hansen[1] The boys gather at the bus stop to wait for Chef. Numerous things are found up his ass, including bats, skeletons, dildos and even Mr. Hat. [He] has a real story going on."[4]. Garrison, unaware of Allison's sexual orientation or growing affection, unwittingly joins her at a lesbian bar. He also carries a gun and badge with him in class at all times, despite being told the teachers do not carry guns. Herbert Garrison (formerly known as Janet Garrison between his two sex changes), voiced by Trey Parker, is a recurring character in the South Park cartoon series. In the ninth-season premiere, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", Garrison, unhappy with being a gay man, decides to try living as a trans woman. It is unknown what causes this, it may have some relation to an unspecified personality disorder, which Herbert could have manifested in earlier seasons through Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig. New politically correct principal. Garrison got back with Mr. Hat after Mr. Twig advised him to follow his heart. Mr. Hat initially appeared to be simply a puppet used by Mr. Garrison as a teaching aid. However, when Garrison found that he could sue the school for substantial compensation if he were discriminated against, he attempted to be so offensive he would be fired. 04/21/1999. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. His first major role was in "The Death Camp of Tolerance," in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school teacher of the main characters, learns that he can sue the education board for a lot of money if he is fired for being gay, and does his best to ensure this happens. His most prominent moment was in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," when he gave Wendy Testaburger advice after she wanted to become a whore after seeing that many of her friends had become part of the new trend. Mr. Garrison was also inspired by a British literature professor Parker had at the University of Colorado; Parker said the voice he uses for the character is a dead-accurate impression of him. At some point after the release of his book and it winning the Gay Pulitzer Prize, Garrison had a nervous breakdown and fled South Park to become a hermit, where he eventually came to terms with his gay tendencies. 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