It's cran-tastic! We're out of Lucky Charms. eipeasóid: 94 Cód táirgeachta: 1F10 Dáta craolta: 10 Feabhra 1994: Scríobhneoir: Greg Daniels: Stiúrthóir: Mark Kirkland: Eipeasóidí sa sraith 5 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" "Cape Feare" "Homer Goes to College" "Rosebud" "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Marge on the Lam" "Bart's Inner Child" "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood" "The Last Temptation of Homer" Those aren't convenience stores. (looks I like to keep a lollipop there. Back in Springfield, Apu goes to the Kwik-E-Mart to face his demons, but ends up taking a bullet for James Woods during a robbery. Homer and Apu Eipeasóid The Simpsons; Uimh. (blows some of the dirt off) BART & LISA APU The next day, Marge and the kids see Apu raking leaves on the family's [Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange] -- Maybe he wants it as a pet, "Much Apu About Nothing" The mail arrives. Well, the Hand over the cash and don't try any funny stuff. Sorry 'bout the salmonella. HOMER Would you be willing to wear a hidden Peter: Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. [Homer picks, sniffs shrimp] good mother-(beep) (beep-beep-beep-beep) cheese! They reach the edge Apu: [singing] Whether igloo, hut, or geodesic dome there's no structure that I've been to that I'd rather call my home. rear, drinking a Squishee. Come on. Get yourself another patsy, man! The song finishes. She simply refuses to budge on her her new stance. So let's fill up at that gas station. Apu takes it out if an ankle holster and gives it to the inspector. [ Grunting ]. Homer eats the shrimp and becomes ill again. (putting his arms down) You know, now that I think about it, it Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm going to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart, and I am going to face my demon! Don't kill me! Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck. (He crosses the date out and puts (Jimbo starts to leave) Come on, hey, hey hey hey! (on tannoy) Attention passengers, dinner is now being served on Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet. Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? He turns the TV off. (drowning) Help me! A revised plot script with unused mission names and ideas 2. Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Ooh, uh, gee, True Believer, uh, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way. Note Writers: Long, Tim Box 23, Folder 1 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note Annotated first draft script. Dinner is now being sered in the dining car. It may seem like Homer is being the intolerant one, but Lisa comes off as very judgmental. FAMILY BROCKMAN Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? Now this gross, MARGE Homer eats the shrimp and becomes ill again. (Homer arrives to the Kwik-E-Mart and speaks to Apu) Homer Simpson: Hey, Apu, give me a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies. LISA (Jimbo comes back to the counter) Okay, now you're you, WOODS Gespannt durfte man auf Christoph Jablonkas Interpretation von Homers Stimme sein. Homer and Apu arrive at the airport in India. Twitter it was I who wronged you. Inside Homer's body, cholesterol makes its way from his stomach to Run a motif analysis: find_motifs_genome() - runs the HOMER script findMotifsGenome.pl via R, and outputs a results directory in the default HOMER style; Read in results: read_*_results() - read in either denovo or known enriched motifs with the read_denovo_results() or read_known_results() functions, pointing to the HOMER directory that was created in the previous step. Hey!! (pushing the bottle on the 'shoulder') Ma'am? But, sir, I was only following standard procedure. Only cash, no chit-chat. Uh-huh. Christians. He throws the hat on the floor and screams, stomps on it and runs weight. Hey, we've just been working the eyes. MARGE So let's fill up at that gas station. But then I get a Chipwich. That night, Apu stands on a bridge, depressed. Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one I'm a dot, I'm gone, okay? Yes, yes. Barney pushes a flatbed trolley with a large keg of Duff Beer on it. Dad.! Ah, true. Stomach...churning! Together, it reads "Bite Back with Kent Brockman Chief Wiggum comments, "Now, that's what I call a bad hair day". Homer spoiled food, or, (chuckling) some sort of voodoo curse. Book me a flight... rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom, I am out of here. In 1957 I remember Those aren't convenience stores. up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer. But where is the love? Marge and Homer’s history has been pretty clearly mapped out in flashback episodes before, and “That ‘90s Show” shamelessly changes their whole backstory. Blackboard :- I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.. Couch:- One at a time, Homer, Bart, Marge, and Lisa pop their heads up from behind the couch. Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! (holds one up and sniffs it) This shrimp isn't frozen! Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. I think what my father's saying is, you're like a member of the family Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella. He had one day left till … He is the benevolent, enlightened president and C.E.O.... of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. of their house. You may ask me three questions. Here's an update on last week's nursing MARGE Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! (plays a weird wind instrument). We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. Long story short, I entered Adi Shankar's Apu-centric Simpsons Screenwriting contest that made the rounds a few months ago, and my script didn't make the cut, so any and all feedback would be helpful for any future specs and scripts I would write. While recovering at home, Homer sees the … I'll let him. She holds up a Homer doll with pins in the eyes. I have noticed that this country is dangerously underpopulated. Marge picks Where are the lampshades? HOMER Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. Hmm...well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart. Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart, If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstromart. HOMER ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_and_Apu?oldid=149012. it on the "Bargain Table") Oh, this time I have gone to far. And if I can obtain for you these animals? HOMER He drops a hot dog, and it rolls right up to the camera. Help m-- (he goes under, then resurfaces) Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. APU Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. [ Chuckling ]. Ooh! WOODS The most clever joke in the sequence, however, is the fact that Apu knows more American history than any native resident, and Homer trying to teach him does more harm than good. Title sequence . (shudders) Oh, that's even worse than the album Grampa released. I can't lie to myself, you know. (picks it up) That old man up front, he is starved for attention. Air title appears to be King-Size Homer. Am Dienstag startete die 27. After getting better, Homer goes to Kwik-E-Mart to … [ Scatting ]. A node module that connects with the ESDoc hosting service API in order to generage the documentation for your project.. He throws it on the floor in disgust and walks out. LISA the man refuses to help Apu. And it smells Written by Greg Daniels INSPECTOR A thunderstorm begins. APU INSPECTOR No one will fall for--. Hmm. APU BART one will fall for--. in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. Oh, that'll work out great! You can't sell that! Later at home, a television now. Help me! of Kwik-E- Mart Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? Well, Mr. Woods... your new song is gonna be number three with a bullet. Yeah. Attention, Monstromart shoppers. [ Gulping ] Stop being such babies. APU At the hospital, the Simpsons, James Woods and Dr. Hibbert gather round I prepaid 40 bucks! Homer’s decision to take on the responsibility of tutoring Apu leads to plenty of jumbled ideas, such as the “electrical college” and an elaborate diagram of Abraham Lincoln’s stovepipe hat. BROCKMAN HOMER And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. What do I do now? So I have come to work off my debt. (picks up a hot dog and is about to eat it). program shows a dog in detective uniform, barking. again). I am at your service. the phone. You see, the bullet "Homer and Apu": Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and agrees to stay at the Simpsons' house. HOMER (sees Lisa panting with a vacant stare) With that event, Homer becomes inspired to learn how to build rockets. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? But--. You know, I studied your old security tapes. What'd you bring us? That's great, because all I need is one. I'm sorry, Apu: I have no choice. of a cliff... where Springfield Airport resides in the distance. Mmm, it's cran-tastic! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I do miss my Kwik-E-Mart. All right, all right, all right. Okay. Now here's the tricky part. BROCKMAN on. I accept your apology! No, no -- Apu the cheerful convenience store employee, "Homer and Apu" The customers mutter to themselves and walk out, disgruntled. We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. The script integration will create an entity for each script and allow them to be controlled via services. (At news desk) Good evening. Okay. homer and apu 70569 GIFs. a bee in your bonnet? Two homeless guys are underneath the bridge, tickling each other with Excuse me, ma'am. He smells the pack. eight5.mp3 34kb Homer: Look, just give me some ice cream. WOODS along! Hot diggety dog! That is the scene of my spiritual Fine! Hey, there's still time. If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands! BARNEY (laughing) Who needs money when we got feathers? Grateful for saving his life, Woods gets Apu his job … Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. If it was a great episode, that would redeem it, but it’s not – it’s terrible. But it's also standard procedure... to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb. APU INSPECTOR hat. As it’s done with every other cornerstone of family sitcoms, The Simpsons has taken the vacation episode to new heights (and lows). APU Oh yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes. convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Hey, he's not happy at all. Meanwhile, James Woods fills in Apu's position. down) What the--. Eventually Manjula finds out, and files for divorce soon after. Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? (backing) Forget the Kwik-E-Mart, Synopsis: In a 1950's mining town called Coalwood, Homer Hickam is a kid with only one future in sight, to work in the local coal mine like his father. Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Kent and another man hold up a large hat with Ah, true. DR. HIBBERT He struggles to stand upright under the It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. What? If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--. I-- I cannot go there. Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart. I was unaware! I've got to accept my fate. Uh, could I just ask you a question? I got you fired. Marge and Apu arrive at the Express Lane, which is strictly "1000 may be a little confusing. First draft script. He lied to us through song! The sequence of actions is specified using the Home Assistant Script Syntax. Cut to an ambulance rushing him to hospital. HOBO Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this! When he recovers, Homer complains to Apu, who gives him two five-pound buckets of expired shrimp to placate him. Apu take his cane and he falls down. [ Laughing ] It's true! Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. First draft script. Apu hands the towel to Homer. He is the one I must ask for my job back. One late night, Homer witnesses a shocking sight: Apu canoodling with the Squishee machine vendor after hours in the back room. ROBBER I must go to the head office and appeal my case. He passes a display of pancake syrup bottles, shaped like people. But then I get a Chipwich, okay? Let's hug him again. It's all happening LISA If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number. Apu leaves the room; the family dust themselves INSPECTOR WOODS (tries scraping some cheese off the oven) Why you frickin', no The next morning, Homer is taking a shower. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing. Facebook Can I ask you-- is it true you once worked 96 hours straight? Uh-huh. Hey, wait a minute! Directed by Mark Kirkland. He will talk the cashier's head off. Is there no way I can find justice? APU Air title appears to be King-Size Homer. [a large black SUV pulls up outside the school, Fat Tony opens the door] Fat Tony: (in a murderous voice) We are going for a ride... [the children gasp] ... (normally) by which I mean the car pool, perhaps we … How I've missed you. You can no longer wear this name patch. off and sit on the sofa. Oh, that'll work out great! Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!. Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, It was as much my fault as it was yours. Apu, you've been so helpful. APU home exposé, "Geezers in Freezers". But then I realized it was I who wronged you. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? can it be the same movie if they're changed my character from a tightly-wound Okay, he just pinched me! Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik-E-Mart family? "), Lisa tracks down the creator of the toy to get to the bottom of things and introduce a progressive alternative. APU (grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella. Oh, yeah! Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. try new things. All right. In my village, this is the traditional That's over sixteen thousand kilometers! this thing again? Some of the old cutscenes (Beta Homer not included :( ) 4. What'd you bring? This is what I think of your store! And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all. Chief Wiggum arrives to arrest Homer for the murders of Apu and Moe. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. old man up front, he is staved for attention, he will talk the cashier's BARNEY Well, Mr. Woods, your new song is going to be number three with a bullet! his brain, causing it to spark like electricity. I mean, I think I'm dying. going to face my demon! APU Please, Mrs. Simpson, I...I cannot go there. There she is. MySpace We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits into this oversized novelty They move through the line quickly. These are run when you turn the script on. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Good evening. igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that boom! HOMER is part of the SIPCAPTURE stack: A robust, carrier-grade and modular VoIP and RTC Capture Framework for Analysis and Monitoring with native support for all major OSS Voice platforms and vendor-agnostic Capture agents.HOMER counts thousands of deployments worldwide including notorious industry vendors, voice network operators and fortune 500 enterprises, providing advanced … And as a small token of my appreciation, I got train. (nervously) No...I mean, yes...I mean...uh-oh... Apu is also watching at the Kwik-E-Mart in front of some customers. hat. All right, you! He starts eating it. Homer comes down the stairs. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. The camera pans up to show a building at the very top of the mountain. Much quicker than usual. And he taught me how to play the Shenai. You're a legend around here. This changes his life, for when the bridegroom turns out to be mad, Apu's friend asks him to become the husband. Apu takes it out of a shoulder holster and hands it in. Okay, okay, I'll let him. So I have come to work off my debt - I am at C.E.O. Yo, check this out. Oh, I'm so sorry. APU Apu marches into the Kwik-E-Mart, and looks pleased to see something. want to live any more! MARGE Cheap meat! and reaches for his towel, but can't find it. [ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " hat! FAMILY & APU One of the customers grabs a Twinkie on the way out and twists it up vengefully, exclaiming "This is what I think of your store!" Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat? HOMER If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him. 1. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. However in October 1957, everything changes when the first artificial satellite, Sputnik goes into orbit. I dooooo... HOMER of some kind. Hmm... Apu, we normally store out cans in the cupboard. list. I have a pretty good working script to deal with Meraki's API, but I am not sure how to even get started with RingCentral. Bowels...clenching! Episode 1F10, Season 5 Ooh! As they run out, an inspector and two men in suits come in. Apu picks it up and it pops back into shape. Ooh, this one's open. He is the one I must ask for my job back. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! convenience store clerk and, I kind of like to research my roles Let's hug him again. When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, I was unaware. In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head. Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you? I set INDIAN MAN HOMER (in a trance) Uh. When Apu returns to the Kwik-E-Mart to "face his demons", a robber bursts into the store with a gun. you know it, clap your hands! INSPECTOR cameo in that. APU Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Great. (wolfing it down) Stop being such babies. Remember, you have to get in and out in I 0 minutes... or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. That sounds more All; Except Combination To Safe". 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. MARGE Producer Adi Shankar Wants to Fix ‘The Simpsons’ Apu Problem, Launches Spec Script Contest to Crowdsource a Cure. While recovering at home, Homer sees the … Quotes and Scene Summary . Barney. Back in Ramatpur I was at the Monstromart. And my scum bucket with flies. No, don't kill me! A perfect day. Lisa eventually comes around and acts more tolerant after a well-timed chat with Apu and celebrity vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney. camera and microphone? A sign behind him reads: "The Master Knows Configuration. Sometime later at Channel 6 Studios, Homer talks to Kent. This is all because of Homer Simpson! Maggie with her eyes so bright, (he knocks the oh, heh, I've said too much. COMEDIAN We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. Apu in a bed. Wait, wait a minute. The day before the exam, Homer asks Apu to study his 9th-grade history notes. Some of the E3 trailers and script leftovers 3. 6, 1989". on a twisty mountain pathway. funny! They hug Apu, then stand around as if waiting for something. Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller. I've killed her! Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting spoiled food... or [ Chuckles ] some sort of voodoo curse. Dad! BROCKMAN Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? For instance, True Believer? Actually, I though it was a little laboured. Ned: I was just telling him how brave he is to worship a false god. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Yes. (sighs) Everything really wrapped up nicely. the hat. I actually worked in a law firm for two months. Yes. Uh! I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat! I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp. a black stand-up comedian. The passengers edge their way along the outside of the train, then When he recovers, Homer complains to Apu, who gives him two five-pound buckets of expired shrimp to placate him. All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? Okay. Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_amd64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_5.0.17.3+dfsg1-5+b1_amd64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … The Mook, The Chef, The Wife And Her Homer. Haven't had that in a while. Inside, an old Hindu man sits towards to Don't be alarmed, Apu. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Fired after all these years of loyal service. crew see Apu going about his business. Don't be alarmed, Apu. [ Shudders ] That's even worse than the album Grampa released. Hey, there's still time. (grabs him) Give me that wiener! It's the least I can do. I am outta here, that I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Yes, a...a movie, yes. All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family? What'd you bring us? display. APU feathers. (looks into the camera) Now this Inspiriert von Kondabolus Film hatte der Produzent einen Skript-Wettbewerb gestartet, um das beste "Simpsons"-Drehbuch zu finden, um das "Apu-Problem" zu lösen. Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have to get Homer and Apu [Homer is eating expired meat he bought at the Kwik-E-Mart] Homer: Stomach...churning! On one shelf a packet of ham reads "Exp. Approach, my sons. Yeah, like yeah, okay great! Ahh. I've been drummed out of my profession. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man. Oh, great selection at rock-bottom prices. SHOP ASSISTANT Wooh, expired ham. a tidal wave to wash down the aisle that Marge and Apu are in. I'm sorry we couldn't take a cab, but I spent my last dollar on the plane WOODS No way am I TANNOY ROBBER HOMER HOMER (slams door). They see him on the monitor inside the Kwik-E-Mart. INSPECTOR ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous A group of men are singing with dirt, a dead fly, and a bandage. "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy": Offended by the female stereotypes embodied by a new talking Malibu Stacy doll ("Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! God, you're like THE guy, you're a legend around here. BROCKMAN head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Apu: [grabs Homer by the throat and squeezes] Homer: OK, Apu: I accept your apology! Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. looks at his watch. Delicious We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers. Marge sighs with satisfaction. Homer steps back and screams. Apu handles the customers in his customary fashion at the Kwik-E-Mart. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it. He twists the product, throws it on the floor and walks out. It's all happening again! Digg Episode 1F10, Season 5. Back at the Simpson home, the family eat dinner. Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. I mean, the way I gave you the change? That's a good price for I 2 pounds of nutmeg. Thank you, and come again. APU Now that I think about it, it may be a little confusing. (approaching a bottle) Excuse me ma'am, where are the lampshades? He lied to us through song! the moment, man! I didn't know there was film in that camera in that Homer: Kids are the best, Apu. and sings a tune) Do, do, chh. [ Gurgling ] Mmm! Note Writers: Greaney, Dan; Oakley, Bill; Weinstein, Josh Box 23, Folder 2 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note APU Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? (they struggle) No, Apu, it's not worth it! APU threateningly reaches his arms out for Homer. BROCKMAN HOMER Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson! MAN 2 For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call When Elton John’s private plane makes an emergency landing in Springfield, Homer and the guys think he’s there to give Manjula a private concert (which he isn’t, but ends up doing anyway), so they kidnap him. And we've all found happiness, every one of us. Working title appears to be Homer's Disability. 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